– Bald men stretch that last strand of hair around their scalp? May I ask, ‘why?’
– The minute you get married every guy wants to take you out? What? is it the ring?
– Women can’t go to the ladies room without their friends? or purse?
– Men look like deer caught in headlights when we ask, “Are you wearing that? Seriously?”
– We turn into our parents and begin our sentences, “When I was young……”
– We won’t pay nine dollars for a can of coffee but we’ll pay two dollars a cup per day?
– Celebrities begin to support a cause after they are affected by a disease?
– You will get sick if you walk in the rain but you won’t get sick when you shower? What am I missing?
– Some words have unnecessary letters? like: school, why the ‘h’? or answer, the ‘w’ is not needed, and colossal..why two ‘s’? isn’t one enough?
– People who smoke get offended when non-smokers refuse to be around ‘second hand smoke’?
Why ask why?